Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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