do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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