Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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