So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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