Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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