Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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