I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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