i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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