I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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