i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
and you fell through a lawn chair
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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