We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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