he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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