forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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