But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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