Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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