i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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