You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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