Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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