wanna go halves on a baby?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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