no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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