i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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