So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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