I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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