Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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