You don't have asthma, your pregnant
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You're like the curious george of whores
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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