just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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