May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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