Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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