The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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