Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Damn victory sex feels great
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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