girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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