scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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