Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Randomize
