I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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