I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The adults are the big ones right?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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