their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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