found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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