Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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