How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
