I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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