So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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