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(619): View more from California

I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.

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(775): View more from Nevada

If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.

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(516): View more from New York

I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"

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(256): View more from Alabama

I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.

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(442): View more from California

the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck

(847): View more from Illinois

godspeed

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(770): View more from Georgia

I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.

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