I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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