the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Houston, we have a squirter
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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