god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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