Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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