After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
dude. I can hear the air.
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