But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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