You work out of a Hotel?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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