I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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