Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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