watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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