I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I deserve this hangover.
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