biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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