hell yes lets make some ravioli
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
i out mim tonsoeep
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