About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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